-"where's the gold?" asked the child once he found the end of the rainbow.
-the leprechaun turned around with unbridled exasperation and asked--what he decided must have been the most idiotic little man he had ever met--"you know that we're in a recession right!?"
--the small boy stared blankly at the green clad child with a mans voice and facial hair--
-"goddammit little man are you going to make me say it!?" the words exploded from the leprechaun's mouth with a fire only rivaled by the color of his flaming locks.
"i sold it on cashforgold.com, ALRIGHHT!"
--the child cried and the leprechaun was found years later slinging pot and hoarding lucky charms in his 8 story walk up in paris.
life's a bitch. rainbows are pretty. the end.
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